Hazel family:

1965 - along came Steve - I got called a fuzzy duckling...:/

1967 - Steve's not quite 2

1969 - Kathy comes along!

1969 - Steve celebrates Christmas unaware of his destiny.

1970 - Now she's one.

1972 - Is she cute or WHAT? That's her sister Christy. (2 yrs older).

1973 - Steve's folks pack up and move to Japan. RATS!

Now we watch as Steve's hair evolves...

FINALLY! Steve's hair is ok. Cheers!

Kathy escapes hair humiliation.

1991! Carissa is born!

1992 - Steve meets Kathy and Carissa and proceeds to fall madly in love with Carissa.
(He falls madly in love with Kathy, too.)

1995! Connor is born! Right after closing on a two bedroom house.

1995! Steve and Kathy FINALLY get MARRIED!!!

...and we all lived happily ever after :)