
Ken Ferguson came up with the original idea as near as I can tell.
When we Boeing Everett Ops Computing folks would
feel the need to bug each other, we'd use BIGMSG EXEC.
A great way to fill up another IBM VM/CMS user's screen on KGV1
(BCTS in the old daze)
with a big ole MSG.
If you were one of us, you may recall this on your screen:
IIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIII
II
II
II
II
II
II
II
II
IIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIII
JJJJJJJJJJJJ UU UU SSSSSSSSSS TTTTTTTTTTTT
JJJJJJJJJJJJ UU UU SSSSSSSSSSSS TTTTTTTTTTTT
JJ UU UU SS SS TT
JJ UU UU SS TT
JJ UU UU SSS TT
JJ UU UU SSSSSSSSS TT
JJ UU UU SSSSSSSSS TT
JJ UU UU SSS TT
JJ JJ UU UU SS TT
JJ JJ UU UU SS SS TT
JJJJJJJ UUUUUUUUUUUU SSSSSSSSSSSS TT
JJJJJ UUUUUUUUUU SSSSSSSSSS TT
DDDDDDDDDD OOOOOOOOOO NN NN '' TTTTTTTTTTTT
DDDDDDDDDDD OOOOOOOOOOOO NNN NN '' TTTTTTTTTTTT
DD DDD OO OO NNNN NN '' TT
DD DD OO OO NNNNN NN TT
DD DD OO OO NN NNN NN TT
DD DD OO OO NN NNN NN TT
DD DD OO OO NN NNN NN TT
DD DD OO OO NN NNN NN TT
DD DD OO OO NN NNNNN TT
DD DDD OO OO NN NNNN TT
DDDDDDDDDDD OOOOOOOOOOOO NN NNN TT
DDDDDDDDDD OOOOOOOOOO NN NN TT
KK KKK NN NN OOOOOOOOOO WW WW
KK KKK NNN NN OOOOOOOOOOOO WW WW
KK KKK NNNN NN OO OO WW WW
KK KKK NNNNN NN OO OO WW WW
KK KKK NN NNN NN OO OO WW WW
KKKKKKK NN NNN NN OO OO WW WW WW
KKKKKKK NN NNN NN OO OO WW WWWW WW
KK KKK NN NNN NN OO OO WW WWWWWW WW
KK KKK NN NNNNN OO OO WWWWW WWWWW
KK KKK NN NNNN OO OO WWWW WWWW
KK KKK NN NNN OOOOOOOOOOOO WWW WWW
KK KKK NN NN OOOOOOOOOO WW WW
Granted, it doesn't have that special MSG FROM EVOC3: in front of it.
But there's nothing I can do about that... Sorry...
or perhaps you may recall the infamous:
JJJJJJJJJJJJ UU UU SSSSSSSSSS TTTTTTTTTTTT
JJJJJJJJJJJJ UU UU SSSSSSSSSSSS TTTTTTTTTTTT
JJ UU UU SS SS TT
JJ UU UU SS TT
JJ UU UU SSS TT
JJ UU UU SSSSSSSSS TT
JJ UU UU SSSSSSSSS TT
JJ UU UU SSS TT
JJ JJ UU UU SS TT
JJ JJ UU UU SS SS TT
JJJJJJJ UUUUUUUUUUUU SSSSSSSSSSSS TT
JJJJJ UUUUUUUUUU SSSSSSSSSS TT
GGGGGGGGGG IIIIIIIIIIII MM MM MM MM EEEEEEEEEEEE
GGGGGGGGGGGG IIIIIIIIIIII MMM MMM MMM MMM EEEEEEEEEEEE
GG GG II MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM EE
GG II MMMMM MMMMM MMMMM MMMMM EE
GG II MM MMMMMM MM MM MMMMMM MM EE
GG II MM MMMM MM MM MMMM MM EEEEEE
GG GGGGG II MM MM MM MM MM MM EEEEEE
GG GGGGG II MM MM MM MM EE
GG GG II MM MM MM MM EE
GG GG II MM MM MM MM EE
GGGGGGGGGGGG IIIIIIIIIIII MM MM MM MM EEEEEEEEEEEE
GGGGGGGGGG IIIIIIIIIIII MM MM MM MM EEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
AA AA
AA AA
AA AA
AA AA
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AA AA
AA AA
AA AA
AA AA
BBBBBBBBBBB RRRRRRRRRRR EEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAA KK KKK
BBBBBBBBBBBB RRRRRRRRRRRR EEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAA KK KKK
BB BB RR RR EE AA AA KK KKK
BB BB RR RR EE AA AA KK KKK
BB BB RR RR EE AA AA KK KKK
BBBBBBBBBBB RRRRRRRRRRRR EEEEEE AA AA KKKKKKK
BBBBBBBBBB RRRRRRRRRRR EEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAA KKKKKKK
BB BB RR RR EE AAAAAAAAAAAA KK KKK
BB BB RR RR EE AA AA KK KKK
BB BB RR RR EE AA AA KK KKK
BBBBBBBBBBBB RR RR EEEEEEEEEEEE AA AA KK KKK
BBBBBBBBBBB RR RR EEEEEEEEEEEE AA AA KK KKK
And now those days are gone... Sigh...
Why can't Microsoft with all of it's power develop an OS as good as VM/CMS???
(he said rolling on the floor in a fit of laughter)...
WELL WORRY NO
MM MM OOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRR EEEEEEEEEEEE !!
MMM MMM OOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRR EEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!
MMMM MMMM OO OO RR RR EE !!!!
MMMMM MMMMM OO OO RR RR EE !!!!
MM MMMMMM MM OO OO RR RR EE !!!!
MM MMMM MM OO OO RRRRRRRRRRRR EEEEEE !!!!
MM MM MM OO OO RRRRRRRRRRR EEEEEE !!
MM MM OO OO RR RR EE !!
MM MM OO OO RR RR EE !!
MM MM OO OO RR RR EE
MM MM OOOOOOOOOOOO RR RR EEEEEEEEEEEE !!
MM MM OOOOOOOOOO RR RR EEEEEEEEEEEE !!
Because since Steve got laid off he has more time than he knows what to do with.
(It took me two days to write this so you BETTER appreciate it!)
Consequently I (Steve) give you...
Wait for it...
big.exe!
Type in some text, copy it to the clipboard with the copy button and
paste away into notepad or whatever email app you got.
Limitations:
Ya gotta have a fixed width font (CourierNew, FixedSys, etc)
for it to look right.
Email apps often do terrible things to line breaks. Watch out...
Oh, whatever. You know you're die'in to try it...
It's a whoppin 56K so it'll probably fit on your hard drive.
If you want to pay me for this MARVELOUS app, well,
just find me a job. That oughta cover it...
(Actually, I did find a job so nevermiiind.)
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